[This is a guest post by Dan!]
Wanda recently had a birthday. Among her many joyous activities she had some time to sit down and do a little drawing. She was drawing a picture of a little girl and I asked her “is that little girl five years old, like you?”
“Nooo! She’s FOUR just like me!”
“Don’t you turn five today?”
“I’m four until I get my PRESENTS. THEN I’ll be five.”
So there you have it: aging is a product of the presents.