And now for week 2 of The Series:
If you purchased all of the organizers and devices in the catalog, you would need an organizer to hold all of your organizers. It appears that the catalog itself is an organizer for exclamation points and photographs of sythetic materials.
The squeals you hear from your friends after they come across your demonic pig tree feeder are squeals of “laughter”.
There are uglier front door mats.
Don’t stress out if little Timmy’s still not interested in using the potty. Let him start when he’s ready. It’s never too late for toilet training.
Crafty people like vinyl that resembles lace. Non-crafty people like tablecloths that resemble cloth.
I can eat as much as I want on Flag Day.