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Food for Wanda

May 12, 2010 by Kathryn

Wanda doesn’t so much like to nurse any more. If the room is dark and silent and she is extremely tired but not deliriously tired, she will maybe possibly nurse. She is more likely to nurse if we are lying on a semi-firm mattress facing each other. She prefers Manfood.

This makes outings harder. Today when we went shopping for several hours, she did not get food for several hours because there is no part of my body that squirts out applesauce or mechanically separated organic turkey and she would have none of the milk. She is also too small to throw pretzels at. Correction. You can throw pretzels at her but it is about as effective as putting her to the breast at satisfying her hunger.

The slightest variance in food temperature causes outrage or fits of hilarity. Slightly-hotter-than-Luke-warm baby food is horrendously awful for the first .0009 milliseconds it’s in her mouth. And what exactly is “slightly-hotter-than-Luke” warm? I’d say “Han-Solo” warm is a little too hot but what else is there, “Uncle Owen”?

If the food is cold it makes her laugh. Rice cereal with cold breast milk? Hilarious. Cold water straight from the fridge in a sippy cup? Forget about it.

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  1. allysha says

    May 12, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    I’d pass on the Uncle Owen myself. In any case, Wanda sounds very entertaining despite her having feeding preferences (It’s easier when they just don’t have hardly any opinions at all, isn’t it).

  2. Mrs. M says

    May 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Oh my heavens. I haven’t laughed so heartily in a long time. Thank you. My little squish is just a few months younger than Wanda, so I have all this mirth to look forward to.

  3. Erin says

    May 13, 2010 at 7:45 am

    graham crackers. Truly. First “finger food” my kids ever ate. I’m sure Wanda’s old enough. It’ll be messy but they just melt in their mouths. Love graham crackers. They are a life saver.

  4. Paige says

    May 15, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    How rude! I hope your bosoms don’t feel rejected.

  5. Steve says

    May 27, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    graham crackers. Truly. First “finger food” my kids ever ate. I’m sure Wanda’s old enough. It’ll be messy but they just melt in their mouths. Love graham crackers. They are a life saver.

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