Explaining Beef Jerky to Laylee September 7, 2008 by Kathryn It’s okay that it’s hard to chew. It’s sort of like meat-flavored gum… that you can eventually swallow. Related PostsPut it In the PastThe 43-Dollar 4300-Calorie Tub of Sour CreamWanda Takes a NibbleCovering all the basesTip Tuesday — First Impressions17 Days of What?!
Lisa says September 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm Okay, Kathryn. You need to market Beef Jerky for Children which will have the description on the package, “Meat flavored gum you can swallow!”
grammyelin says September 8, 2008 at 7:49 am Excellent. Get it down to their level, I always say. You are brilliant!
Jill says September 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm I was hoping that post title would be accompanied by a photo – but the words painted 1000 pictures =)
not Too Pensive says September 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm I’m not a frequent blog LOLer. The occasional chuckle? Sure. But this one… oh man. Pure. Genius.
carol says September 9, 2008 at 8:01 am And that is exactly why I am glad Beef Jerky hasn’t caught on over here. When you describe it like that it doesn’t seem quite so appetising.
And looks like a scab, but isn’t. Don’t forget that part.
Okay, Kathryn. You need to market Beef Jerky for Children which will have the description on the package, “Meat flavored gum you can swallow!”
Don’t forget the protein. It has tons of protein!
And looks like a dog treat.
Excellent. Get it down to their level, I always say. You are brilliant!
I was hoping that post title would be accompanied by a photo – but the words painted 1000 pictures =)
I’m not a frequent blog LOLer. The occasional chuckle? Sure.
But this one… oh man.
Pure. Genius.
And that is exactly why I am glad Beef Jerky hasn’t caught on over here.
When you describe it like that it doesn’t seem quite so appetising.