How can beware of deer signs be so accurate?Â Deer — next 3.46miles.Â If they can predict their whereabouts with that kind of accuracy, why can’t they just build the roads around them?Â Same thing with the signs that say “Rock”.Â If there’s a rock at precisely that spot that’s perched on the edge of a steep cliff, don’t make the drivers play Wile E. Coyote with their cars.Â Get rid of the rock.
Doesn’t the song “Ghetto Superstar” remind you of junior year of college, red jeeps and people staying up way too late in the apartment swimming pool?Â Yeah, me neither.
Speaking of musical genius, Boyz II Men, Sir-Mix-A lot and Tone Loc are coming to Seattle TOGETHER, as I’m sure you’re all aware.Â Stop by my place for a spot of beef jerky while you’re in town.Â It’d be great to put a face with your name.
(Okay, I just found out that they already came.Â Sorry.Â But seriously, come by for some jerky anytime.)
reasons: feet the shape of hams, Dan home early from work