When Laylee was building her snowman this afternoon, she asked, “Can you please get me two blueberries and a carrot… and some more blueberries?”
This is literally the funniest site I’ve visited all week. I’m wondering if I could really get a ticket on a literal roller coaster to Hell by simply eating lots of junk food. Thanks to Veronica for the heads up.
When we were driving through Montana this Christmas I noticed a sign along the way in a sparsly inhabited windswept plain. It read, “Jesus is Lord of this Valley.” Funny thing. I thought he covered bigger territory than that.
Currently Magoo’s favorite bedtime songs are “Jesus Beam” and “Chug-a-God.” CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Here you will find the only people in the world who can make ledge jumpers funny.
Fun links! Thanks for posting! I admit I was skeptical about the suicide jumper being made funny, but it really was.
You’re a funny girl and the snowman is beautiful!
The Fat Sister says
Glad to find you! I’m diggin’ that snowman!
Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants says
Oh I love that web-log! 😉 Thanks babe!
That jumper story was heee-larious! My kids were asking what I was laughing at!!
Crakced me up! See, I can’t type either, that wa so funny!
That was literally the funniest thing I’ve read this morning.
That last one makes me want to find a 4-foot ledge somewhere… I would “literally” put my life at risk for that kind of scene.
PS Awesome snowman! You’re kids are so lucky. I never have blueberries in the house. They would be stuck with months-old raisins.
sarah k. says
Before I click on any links, I just want to let you know that “Jesus is bored” On my way to the library, there’s a church with one of those light signs. It actually says “Jesus is born!” but from far away, it looks like bored.
sarah k. says
Also, now that I’ve literally clicked on one of the links, my best friend once read a book which had the following literal abuse. “She was so angry, her head literally exploded.” Mama mia.
Kimberly (sassy piggy) says
I’m thoroughly amused. I miss “The Garrens.”
I literally added that blog to my reader. Thanks for passing it on.