Sam Jackson may be fightingÂ Snakes on a Plane but I’m fighting my own battle down here on planet earth.Â
They are black and yellow and slimey looking.
Dan tells me they are here to guard our house from the worser evil, mice.
One slithered out at me as I was pulling a weed from the rock wall.
When I screamed, Laylee asked me why I was laughing.Â Yeah, that’s right.Â I was laaaaughing.Â Snakes are hilarious.Â She’s too young to know how hilarious.Â I think I’ll keep it to myself.