How can she complain about being fat? I weigh twice as much as she does. She gets a 3 from the judges. I get at least a 5.I may be having trouble in my marriage, but at least my husband doesn’t yell at me in public. I have nothing to complain about. I can only claim a 6.
I was only 13 weeks along when the baby died. I guess I don’t really know what it’s like to lose a child. It feels like a 9, but I’m sure it’s only really a 4 or a 5. You don’t get a 10 for suffering unless your child reaches at least age 5 before they go.
She talks about how miserable it is to have a boyfriend who cheats on her. Her suffering is her own fault. She should just get out of the relationship. I don’t think she should even get a place on the scale. At least she’s not single like me. I’ve been so lonely for so long. I’m an 8.
Your best friend is moving away. You’re 6 years old. You’ll get over it. I know you think your heart is broken, but you don’t yet know the meaning of suffering. This is merely a 1.